The Scramble Combination shorts.
Designed for fit, form, functionality, and fspeed, and fjiujitsu, these shorts are really cool. If it makes you feel better we could come up with a load of fake trademarks? OK, here goes.
MEGA-DUALITY™ Combined Shorts Technology leaves your thighs feeling loved and energised!
SlipNGrip™ Ultra comfortable spats material feels nice and slippery but somehow also tight which is cool!
HOOK de HOOPZ™ Turbo secure fastening enclosure ensures your innards stay within your abdominal lining at (almost) all timez!
In all seriousness, these shorts are a technological marvel and you’re gonna love them.